There is a new Barbie doll
on the
market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a
battering ram
Premature Ejaculation Treatment
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It
was on this day two years
ago that I lost my dear wife and
children.
I'll never forget that game of cards...
BodyBuilding
What is the difference
between an elephant
and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have
elephants !
Nutrients
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a
viola?
A: Sit in the back and don't play.
Pregnancy
Son: I can't go to school today.
Father:
Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Teacher: Where don't you feel
well?
Son: In school!
Grooming
Did you hear about the
cannibal who
commited suicide?
He got himself into a real stew.
Wedding Ideas
Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out
of bed and
everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Mortgage
Why is your nose in the middle of your
face?
Because it is the scenter (centre).
garden
The school teacher was furious when Brad
knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard.
"Don't
you know how to ride that yet?" he roared.
"Oh yes!" shouted Brad
over his shoulder.
"It's the bell I can't work yet.
extreme sports participation
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant
?
Get a tame one and annoy it !
Pet Food
Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into
a lake?
To a weterinarian!
ShellyBaldwynneV
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were
all
pointing the wrong way ?
She was tickled to death !
TaidhgChisulorm
Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the
crib?
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
CeallachMitchellxV
What do you call a
big white bear
with a hole in his middle ?
A polo bear !
ClairCosmowQ
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Checkmate
!
Checkmate who ?
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in
the bank !
UlmarrJamarXT
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from
running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!
DaviotMarkellhM
Why did the viper want to become a python ?
He got the coiling !
ZachelyLuciovA
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alceste
!
Alceste who ?
Alceste to meet him later !
BrydenDantrellDJ
Why did the spider
buy a car ?
So he
could take it out for a spin !
TraveonJakedp
Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my
salad?
Not him again, he's in here every night !
ShiyeMacAllenfP